$15.95
Let’s call it what it is.
This laser-engraved stainless steel tumbler says what a lot of people are thinking — out loud — with zero apologies.
“You Can’t Fix Stupid, But The Hats Sure Make It Easy To Identify.”
✔️ Permanently engraved (NOT vinyl, NOT printed)
✔️ Will not fade, peel, or wash off
✔️ Sarcastic, bold, and absolutely not for everyone
If someone gets offended by a cup, they’re probably not your target customer anyway.
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PRODUCT DETAILS
• Size: 20 oz insulated stainless steel tumbler
• Finish: Matte black or white with stainless steel rim & base
• Engraving: Laser engraved (design is etched into the metal)
• Lid: Clear sliding lid included
• Insulation: Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours
• Care: Hand wash recommended (engraving itself is dishwasher safe)
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WHO THIS IS FOR
• People with a sense of humor
• People who enjoy political sarcasm
• People who are tired of pretending
• Perfect for gifts, offices, road trips, or passive-aggressive family gatherings
🚫 Not for MAGA supporters
🚫 Not customizable
🚫 Not interested in debates
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DISCLAIMERS (IMPORTANT FOR ETSY)
• This item contains political humor and satire
• Not affiliated with any political party or organization
• Buyer assumes responsibility for reactions received while using this cup
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PROCESSING & SHIPPING
• Made to order
• Ships securely
• Packed like it matters (because it does)
DURABLE EXTERIOR WALL: The tumbler pack are made with high-grade 304 18/8 Food Grade steel, anti-rust, unbreakable and stands up to heavy use through every season. Clear press-on top helps you see what's inside.
EXCELLENT TEMPERATURE RETENTION DESIGN: The bulk cups keep your on-the-go beverages hot for three hours or cold for nine hours, perfect for daily use.
MULTIFUNCTIONAL USE: Superior powder coating finish against chips and scratches, sweat free, outside stays dry. Grip fits easily in your hand, fits in most vehicle holders.
EASY CLEANING: Hand washing is recommended, electro-polished interior doesn't transfer flavor & no aftertaste. You don't have to worry about your morning or afternoon teas being ruined.