$7.29
If you know, you know.
The “If My Mouth Doesn’t Say It, My Face Definitely Will” shirt is for anyone whose expressions do all the talking. Sarcastic, relatable, and brutally honest — this tee is a favorite for people who can’t (and won’t) hide what they’re thinking.
This is a unisex t-shirt with a relaxed, comfortable fit and multiple color options, making it easy to wear casually while still delivering the message loud and clear.
Perfect for everyday wear, work-from-home days, errands, or anywhere honesty accidentally shows up first.
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Product Details
• Unisex fit (true to size)
• Sizes available: XS–XXXL
• Multiple shirt colors available (select from dropdown)
• Soft cotton or cotton-blend (varies by color)
• Professionally pressed, durable design
• Lightweight & comfortable
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Design Color Information
To ensure the best contrast and readability:
• Darker-colored shirts will be made with white vinyl
• Lighter-colored shirts will be made with black vinyl
👉 Exception:
If the shirt is shown in the listing photos with a specific design color, it will be made exactly as shown.
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How to Order
1️⃣ Select your shirt color
2️⃣ Select your size
3️⃣ Add to cart & checkout
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Perfect Gift For
• Sarcasm lovers
• People with expressive faces
• Coworkers, friends, and moms
• Anyone who struggles with a poker face
🎁 Great for birthdays, holidays, or just because.
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Care Instructions
• Wash inside out
• Cold water
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on design
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Why Buy From Barilla’s Boutique
Handmade designs with attitude and quality.
No mass-produced junk — just bold, wearable sarcasm people actually love.
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